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This unique poem about Lindsay Lohan is one of many "Celebrity Pic-Poems" written by the same poet. Each poem is written in a Traditional, easy to understand style as you can see. It is a series of Quatrains titled "Malibu's Model After Midnight."
The poem is a fun poem about Lindsay's two highly publicized episodes, after midnight, when she got behind the wheel of her vehicle(s) and shouldn't have been driving.....
The poem is on the left inside page; it flows over to the right inside page; on the right inside of the page, also, is a beautiful and sexy picture of Lindsay.
Its dimensions are-8 inches high and 10 inches wide. It is laminated to give it a beautiful glossy appearance and to protect it forever!
To my knowledge, these are one-of-a-kind poems, making them VERY RARE! Your Lindsay poem will be a wonderful addition to your collection of LINDSAY LOHAN AND HOLLYWOOD HONEYS memorabilia!
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Malibu’s Model After Midnight
Just take away her keys and car,
And ban her from the local bar:
For when this sexy movie star
Has too much “sauce,” she gets bizarre.
And when she gets behind the wheel,
The way she drives is just unreal:
She puts the thing in drive . . . then she’ll
Leave blue smoke, making all tires squeal.
And if you’re one of Lindsay’s friends,
Don’t ride in her Mercedez-Benz:
For pretty soon the journey ends:
Into a curb her car she sends. . . .
She’ll spend a while at Malibu.
And when her rehab time is through,
She’ll wear a bracelet and she’ll do
Okay for just a week or two. . . .
If you’re a mom, chased by a white
Yukon SUV, late at night,
Don’t stop—or there might be a fight!
Dial 911 and just hang tight. . . .
If anybody gives a damn,
Help her to stick to her program; And, make damn sure she wears her SCRAM
{Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor}
Or she might cause a traffic jamb!
Poet's credentials:
has written almost 1000 poems/songs
owns poetry business (Poetic Potpourri Concepts) since July, 2003
was Poetry Awards director/judge for three years (Sept. 1998-Sept. 2001)
has been published more than 200 times in various magazines, newspapers, books, etc.
some of his poems are in all 50 states of USA (and Washington, DC) and are in many foreign countries as well
has won almost 200 poetry contests (including many 1st, 2nd 3rd-place winnings)
is author of 10 poetry books (11th 12th ones in progress)
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