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BRITNEY SPEARS LAMINATED POEM "WHEN BRITNEY SHAVES" NEW

BRITNEY SPEARS LAMINATED POEM "WHEN BRITNEY SHAVES" NEW
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This unique poem about Britney Spears is one of many "Celebrity Pic-Poems" written by the same poet. Each poem is written in a Traditional, easy to understand style as you can see. It is a series of Quatrains titled "When Britney Shaves". The poem is a fun poem, playing on the fact that Britney shaved her head.....Read it and have a laugh! The poem is on the left inside page; a beautiful and sexy photo of Britney is on the right inside page; on the outside page is a little information about the poem and Britney, on a beautiful color background design. Its dimensions are-8 inches high and 10 inches wide. It is laminated to give it a beautiful glossy appearance and to protect it forever! To my knowledge, these are one-of-a-kind poems, making them VERY RARE! Your Britney poem will be a wonderful addition to your collection of HOLLYWOOD HONEYS memorabilia! MAKES A PERFECT GIFT FOR A BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS, VALENTINE'S DAY, ETC.!!!! WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND A SPECIFIC AND PERSONAL POEM WRITTEN ABOUT SUCH FAMOUS STARS?!!! *****BE SURE TO CLICK ON "VIEW SELLER'S OTHER ITEMS" AND SEE MY OTHER POEMS AVAILABLE ABOUT Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Charlize,etc... ******** When Britney Shaves When Britney shaves, there’s not a thing She misses, naw-sir-ree! There’s not one hair that’s left to cling Where once there use to be. Just give that gal some clippers or A razor, then, step back; And pretty soon, upon the floor Some filaments will stack. She’ll shave her armpits, legs, and, yes, She’ll even shave her head. When she “goes bald,” it’s safe to guess She doesn’t leave one thread? . . . If I could have one wish, I’d say, My only wish would be, To be her razor on a day She’s on a cutting spree. Poet's credentials: has written almost 1000 poems/songs owns poetry business (Poetic Potpourri Concepts) since July, 2003 was Poetry Awards director/judge for three years (Sept. 1998-Sept. 2001) has been published more than 200 times in various magazines, newspapers, books, etc. some of his poems are in all 50 states of USA (and Washington, DC) and are in several foreign countries as well has won almost 200 poetry contests (including many 1st, 2nd 3rd-place winnings) is author of 10 poetry books (11th 12th ones in progress) Feedback Policy: Poetic Potpourri Concepts chooses to wait until the customer has received his/her item(s) and has seen that it is in excellent condition and that he/she is pleased with it. At that point (if it is so), the customer will leave feedback for PPC, indicating he/she is satisfied. Then I will respond with feedback. I do not give generic feeback; but I give each customer personal feedback because I believe that each one is worthy of it! Thank you kindly!